Reified Films of 2022
our top 5 films (in no particular order)
Decision to Leave
EO
Everything Everywhere All At Once
The Northman
TÁR
best Cinematography
Black-and-White/Monochromatic
The Northman
Color
The Batman
Best Trailer
TÁR
Appropriate Accolades
CATEGORY — WINNER / RUNNER-UP
Most Iconic Lesbians — Canceled Lesbians in TAR/Hotdog Finger Lesbians in Everything Everywhere All At Once
Eat the Rich —Triangle of Sadness/The Menu/Glass Onion
Blue is the Whitest Color — The Navi in Avatar: the Way of Water/The Talocans in Black Panther: Wakanda Forever.
Mean Girls — The Woman King/Do Revenge
Best Ass — Ettore, Hola, Marietta, Mela, Rocco, and Tako as “EO” in EO/Jenny and Rosie as “Jenny the Donkey” in The Banshees of Inisherin
Best Kicking and Screaming — Harry Styles in Don’t Worry Darling/Michelle Yeoh in Everything Everywhere All At Once
Private Shameful Viewing — Blonde/Bros
Is he Gay or European? — Harry Styles in My Policeman/Jude Law in The Secrets of Dumbledore
Best Monstrous Mother — Matthew Patrick Davis as "The Mother" in Barbarian/ Sandra Oh as “Ming Lee” in Turning Red
Best Onlyfilms — X/Volley Ball in Top Gun Maverick
